Butt Ugly

This is what happens when you try something with no planning, poor materials, really bad math (maybe one martini too many) and then try to correct it all even when you know it isn't going to work.

It started as just the plastic jungle cock, for a snakeskin effect, but I didn't factor in the overlap (DUH) and tried to salvage it by adding a peacock feather, but blew the math on that one too, so I added yet more thread and another JC. I keep it around as a reminder that I am a moron.

Don't let this happen to you! Get a plan together, use good stuff and do your math twice. If I accomplish nothing else in life, I can always serve as a bad example!